do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The power of my boobs compel you
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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