She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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