I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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