Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He did a backflip because drugs
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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