So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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