i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The Olympian is in my bed
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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