I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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