one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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