were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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