Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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