Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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