I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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