I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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