my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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