I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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