Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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