Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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