Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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