god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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