He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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