You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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