She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
you never un-have a 4some
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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