hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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