the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
