Three words: puerto rican gang bang
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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