yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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