Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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