I'm drive I can fine osifer
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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