Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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