went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just blew my weed a kiss
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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