Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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