last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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