I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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