so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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