Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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