Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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