i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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