my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Terrible idea I love it
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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