Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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