For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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