I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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