Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
