ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
