This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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