Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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