I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
being pregnant is like rehab
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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