I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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