why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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