you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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