note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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