All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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