Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
