you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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