margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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