But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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