We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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