no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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